Wahey! I must say that my blog is ripening at a steady pace. I've only be doing this for a few days but I've already got the basics covered. What basics you ask? Well, let's see:

1. Blog name that's trying desperately to be cool? Check!
2. Brag about some new gadget I possess? Check!
3. Misspellled words? Check!
4. Post about pet project that wouldn't mean shit to anyone but myself? Check!
5. Pictures of friends uploaded via phone? Check!
6. Failed attempts at humour? Check!
7. Bad-mouthing of a film director? Check!
8. Link to some pointless Flash game? Check!
9. "This is the best thing ever!" type post? Check!
10. Post making fun of other bloggers? Check!

See? All I need now is to have an argument with someone in the comments and possibly a little paragraph about some crap service I got at some shop (and how I was like, all cool and told the guy to go shove it or something) and I'll be up there with the greats...