I enjoy getting funny e-mails. You know the ones where those guys make the Heathrow airport announcement say rude things with carefully constructed foreign names, those funny pictures of (alleged) ladies parking badly or those viral beer ads. I have a good friend who keeps me amused with a steady flow of these little buggers. But sometimes, sometimes they just annoy me, like this one:

It really does work!!! Wierd... Open a WORD document and type =rand(200,99) and then press enter , wait for 3 seconds. Bill Gates cant even explain this one....

The ker-azy punctuation isn't helping and Bill Gates might not be able to explain it but Microsoft's support site sure can. This is a feature of Word and yet it turns into a chain mail, go figure...

The most evil still remains those "Wierd but true!!1 Microsof & AOL will pay you $1 per person you forward this e-mail to. Their testing the new e-mail!!" messages you might still be receiving once in a while. The onslaught of badly formatted, randomly punctuated, FW:FW:FW:RE:FW titled e-mails is bad enough but the way some of these things make me feel is indescribable. Like those "ever wonder" ones...

"Ever wonder... You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!" -- Well, because it wouldn't fly for one. Sigh.