I love The Simpsons because in between all the slapsticks and d'ohs you get some of the most unpredictable and informed jokes ever to come out of a regular series. Still, I was completely amazed to find out that in the latest episode Mobile Homer this phrase pops-up, "Bring back our children, you Cyprus-splitting jerks!" -- This is going to make the news here. UPDATE: And it has made the news! -- Government Spokesman Kypros Chrysostomides yesterday told the Cyprus Mail that Homer’s comments “do not alter the relations between Turkey and Cyprus”. Classic!